Rant - Why Americans are so FAT
Let's just say that, in moderation, Hamburgers are OK. Fine.
THIS IS NOT OK!
A Hamburger, made on a "bun" of a Krispy Kreme doughnut? I can feel my arteries hardening from here! And they are making them in Illinois.
So here is a great idea. Go to a ballpark, sit on your butt, eat greasy, fat food, surrounded by refined sugar, and watch someone ELSE actually be physical and healthy. Does that make you healthier? Increase your lifespan? Reduce your load on the american medical system? Raise or lower _my_ medical insurance rates? Can I just call the inventor of this death food irresponsible and be done with it?
Who says the Onion isn't real news?
THIS IS NOT OK!
A Hamburger, made on a "bun" of a Krispy Kreme doughnut? I can feel my arteries hardening from here! And they are making them in Illinois.
So here is a great idea. Go to a ballpark, sit on your butt, eat greasy, fat food, surrounded by refined sugar, and watch someone ELSE actually be physical and healthy. Does that make you healthier? Increase your lifespan? Reduce your load on the american medical system? Raise or lower _my_ medical insurance rates? Can I just call the inventor of this death food irresponsible and be done with it?
Who says the Onion isn't real news?
posted by Graham at 12:46 | Permalink
1 Comments:
I was at the Tillamook plant yesterday (where they make the cheddar cheese) and we watched the parade of the enormous. You could have predicted how much ice cream a person was going to eat by their size, and you could have predicted how big a person would have been without looking at them just by the ice cream they were handed.
There was an eight-year old (or so) girl who had a full double scoop ice cream cone (and this is the good stuff. full fat cream made on the premises) who looked like an egg on toothpicks.
It was just painful.
-Z
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